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I'm a tough guy so I'd like to try one of those SPIKE burgers with EXTRA SPIKES. I usually eat glass and nails for dinner but SPIKES might poke through my lips making me EXTRA tough. I will try one of those low carbon cakes too. I brought some soot from my tailpipe to add some flavor and texture to this goo. Let me wash it down with a Milk Shock with EXTRA SHOCK! I wanna my girl to light up like a Christmas tree when I slip her some tongue. That milk, is that from milkweed? How does one milk a weed? Back in the day we used to get our milk from cows or even goats! I know, crazy huh?
I'm a tough guy so I'd like to try one of those SPIKE burgers with EXTRA SPIKES. I usually eat glass and nails for dinner but SPIKES might poke through my lips making me EXTRA tough. I will try one of those low carbon cakes too. I brought some soot from my tailpipe to add some flavor and texture to this goo. Let me wash it down with a Milk Shock with EXTRA SHOCK! I wanna my girl to light up like a Christmas tree when I slip her some tongue. That milk, is that from milkweed? How does one milk a weed? Back in the day we used to get our milk from cows or even goats! I know, crazy huh?
Haha thanks "Moose"! Almost didn't recognize you at first. Good to have you back under a different name. Appreciate all your support!
Thanks brother, I formed a new religion: Realithism. For those who choose to believe in Reality. :-)