Here at Bon Appetech!, all of our food is served fresh from the lab. To ensure the highest quality, each dish we make is personally tested and approved by world-renowned culinary expert Bill Gates.
Getting hungry? We invite you to check out our menu, which features a variety of innovative yet wholesome cuisines, guaranteed to whet your appetite.
SPECIALS *
Spike Protein Burger ~ $28
Our signature lab-grown patty made with 100% pure spike protein, and topped with genetically modified lettuce, tomato and melted mRNA-jack cheese on a synthetic sesame bun
Impossibowl ~ $30
Microscopic laser-cut rotini on a bed of lipid nanocream spinach. Served with a handheld microscope and fork.
STARTERS
Just Like Salad ~ $14
Engineered lettuce, artificial artichokes, imitation tomatoes, and mock cucumbers, with falsamic dressing
Corn On A Swab ~ $10
Delicious lab-created corn, fully tested and ready to eat off the swab.
ENTREES
Vegan Smartballs ~ $25
Our popular mRNA-infused faux-lafel balls send a message to your cells, instructing them to enjoy what they’re eating, despite the lack of taste.
PCR Portabello ~ $28
Mushrooms made through polymerase chain reaction technology, and roasted over a Bunsen burner. Served with randomized controlled rice.
Penne Alla Cicada ~ $26
Lab-made penne pasta, mixed with sustainable, triple-boosted cicadas, and drizzled with a savory pestocide sauce
Medium-Rare Raptor ~ $44
Succulent reconstructed dinosaur meat, prepared using Next Generation DNA sequencing, and seasoned with Jurassic-era herbs and spices
DESSERTS
Chocolate Nanochip Cookie ~ $10
Cookie dough made from finely ground crickets and sprinkled with harmless chocolate-covered computer chips
Low Carbon Cake ~ $12
A climate-friendly sponge cake, cultured in a petri dish with various additives to reduce carbon dioxide emissions during preparation
BEVERAGES
Gene Therapy Juice ~ $8
This juice is not “gene therapy,” despite what the name suggests.
Milk Shock ~ $9
Electrically charged milkshake that delivers just the right jolt to your system
Depopulatte ~ $10
A rich killer latte, specially formulated to reduce overpopulation
If you wish to have your beverage injected into you, add $2
I'm a tough guy so I'd like to try one of those SPIKE burgers with EXTRA SPIKES. I usually eat glass and nails for dinner but SPIKES might poke through my lips making me EXTRA tough. I will try one of those low carbon cakes too. I brought some soot from my tailpipe to add some flavor and texture to this goo. Let me wash it down with a Milk Shock with EXTRA SHOCK! I wanna my girl to light up like a Christmas tree when I slip her some tongue. That milk, is that from milkweed? How does one milk a weed? Back in the day we used to get our milk from cows or even goats! I know, crazy huh?