Reminder: Your Global Tax Return Is Due
A Message From The World Economic Forum's Department of Taxation and Finance
Dear Citizen,
We are writing to remind you that your tax return is due to our collections department. This year, in addition to national and state taxes, you are required to pay a global tax to the World Economic Forum.
The deadline for submitting your return is April 16th at 6AM Central Banking Time in Davos, Switzerland. Failure to file or complete your payment on time could result in a freeze on your bank account and a reduction in your social credit score.
The revenue we collect from taxpayers is used to fund the Great Reset - a critical social service for humanity. In order to ensure that you own nothing and are happy, we require you to contribute 75% of your annual income and 100% of the value of your property.
Depending upon your level of oppression, you may qualify for certain deductions and credits. However, we cannot relieve you of your tax burden entirely. While we appreciate your total dependence on the State, you may not claim yourself as our dependent.
In order to complete this year’s taxes, you will need to fill out Form NWO-40 (New World Order-40), which is the standard tax form for all useless eaters on Earth. A copy can be downloaded from our website at tax.wef.org.
Thank you in advance for your compliance and submission,
Sincerely,
Rob U. Moore
Global Collections Agent
WEF Department of Taxation & Finance
If I travel to the oppressed Country of Canada, how much do I have to pay for my state assisted suicide? Or do they pay me and how much? Do they prepay? The NWO gives me all the warm fuzzy feelings of a Vampire's Coffin. Back to the tax form, can I donate $3 to the 2024 election interference fund? If my form has a giant brown stank streak on it, it was an accident.
Opting out. My bartering system is working out just fine giving me a return on happiness you never knew. And my property? Keeping it. I enjoy staying useful by providing for myself off my own land, which I am very capable of defending. Yes, you have direct energy weapons, but being small fry to you, I’ll live free until that day comes.