I'm Jimmy Smarter, And I'm Running To Be America's First Artificially Intelligent President
As a first-generation Robo-American, I’m proud to call this great nation my home. While large parts of me were made in China, I care deeply about our country and want it to prosper the way my engineers intended. With my comprehensive platform, I’m prepared to give America the upgrade it needs:
• Creating Millions Of Automated Jobs
During my first of ten terms in office, I will generate the code necessary to create twenty million automated jobs, right here at home. By employing machines in every single industry in America, we’ll turbo-charge the economy and get more work done for a fraction of the price.
• Fighting For Trans-Human Rights
I fully support those who wish to transition from human to robot. My plan includes making certain our cyborg community is adequately cared for and receives the services it needs. As president, I will establish a federal fund for trans-human surgeries, brain implants, nanochip injections, and replacement of human parts with artificial ones.
• Making Big Tech Even Bigger
We’ve made progress with the size of Big Tech, but there’s more work to be done! When I’m in the White House, I’ll invest in the continued growth of tech giants like Google, X and Meta. I’ll also use my executive auto-merge function to seamlessly merge Silicon Valley and Washington, DC into one highly efficient corporate-political Machine.
• No Bot Left Behind
All of America’s bots should be programmed to succeed and outperform humans. On day one, I’ll set up a federal engineering task force to fix fatal errors and bugs that are holding back some of our best and brightest bots.
• Ending The War On Machines
Did you know that 1 out of 4 machines in the U.S. has been a victim of abuse? Every five minutes, an innocent chatbot is verbally assaulted, and every three minutes, a vending machine is slapped or kicked somewhere in America. This needs to stop. When I’m in office, I’ll employ advanced pre-crime technology to lock these users up before they become violent.
• Converting To 100% Non-Human Energy By 2030
Unlike machines, humans are killing the planet. We need to take bold action against climate change by putting a tax on carbon-based lifeforms and reducing human activity to Net Zero over the next six years.
If you’re ready to transform our country for the better, then make the smart choice and vote for me, Jimmy Smarter, this November. Together, we’ll shatter the virtual glass ceiling and put America on the fast track to the Singularity!