Donate To The Wounded Billionaire Fund Today
And Help End the Persecution of the Rich and Powerful
These sad, lonely elites have been mistreated and abused by millions of cruel conspiracy theorists around the globe. Just look at those poor, unhappy faces! For as little as $10 per day, you can make a difference in the life of a tormented philanthropist.
Have you ever imagined a world without billionaires? It would surely collapse. That’s why some of the richest men on Earth got together and created The Wounded Billionaire Fund, an international charity serving over 300 billionaires in need. Our mission is to improve the welfare of the planet’s most endangered minority group: the 0.001%
With your generous contribution, we can make progress on a number of critical relief efforts that include:
Fighting back against billionaire hate through a variety of re-education programs
Removing hurtful comments from social media platforms and banning those who post them
Rescuing elites from angry mobs by private jet
Building secure underground shelters and habitats for vulnerable billionaires
Providing emotional relief to wealthy victims
These oligarchs are counting on your support. Open your heart now, and make a monthly gift to the Wounded Billionaire Fund:
Strapped for cash? We completely understand. There are other ways you can give, such as volunteering, or setting yourself on fire while shouting “Save the Billionaires!” Visit our website to learn more about the different kinds of sacrifices you can make for our cause.
Warmest regards,
The Wounded Billionaire Team
These are all reincarnations.
Cuckerberg (Longinus) was known as the soldier who pierced the side of Jesus while he was nailed to the cross.
Elon Must was the inventor of stinky smells - just look at that face. He's enjoying a stinker right now.
Beezlebub (Bezos for short) Was originally known as the Lord of the Flies. He REALLY enjoys a fresh turd.
Bill Gates aka Joseph Mengele has always got his kicks in finding new ways to defile humans. Prior to his tour as Mengele, Bill was known as Dracula.
George Soros - This piece of decaying excrement has reincarnated multiple times. First he was Nero, that didn't satisfy his lust for gore so he came back as Doctor Moreau, His insatiable lust for death and his lust for the foulest of medical experiments was still not satisfied so he became Pol Pot. Now he is the "philanthropist" George Soros. Anyone who heralds this vile creature as a philanthropist is instantly banned from my media selections.
Peace and Love to ALL Earthly Humans!
For only $10 per day, in 3 years, 100,000 of us could produce another billionaire!